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Friday, May 28


Life in NUH

Attachment is getting better, at least i'm doing real work now. Instead of bumming around all day and sticking to people like a leech watching them work, i actually get to do some work alone, or rather with my course mate.

I can't stand one of the staff who keeps asking us to make some gel for her. Everyday. i know we're just attachment students. we're way down in the pecking order but it's beginning to feel damn fcuked to keep doing things for people when you've got your own work to do. Instead of asking us in the beginning to do it for her, she's now like "I need 4 gels today." You need it? GO FUCKING MAKE IT YOURSELF. sheez i dun see the other staff ordering us around. the bitch is making use of us and the fuck thing is we cant do shit. the life of an attachment student... fuck it

5/28/2004 10:50:00 pm + + Kese + +

Tuesday, May 25


Life's Rules

1. When weeding, the best way to make sure you are removing a weed and
not a valuable plant is to pull on it. If it comes out of the ground
easily, it is a valuable plant.
2. The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a
replacement.
3. Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
4. One good turn gets most of the blanket.
5. There are two kinds of pedestrians -- the quick and the dead.
6. An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.
7. If quitters never win, and winners never cheat, then who is the
fool who said "Quit while you're ahead"?
8. ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI.
9. Our good friend Willie is dead, he will be seen no more, for what
he thought was H20 was H2SO4. (rhymes)
10. Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
11. It's not hard to meet expenses, they're everywhere.
12. Jury -- Twelve people who determine which client has the better
lawyer.
13. The only difference between a rut (a groove) and a grave is the
depth.
14. Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second
marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.
15. Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After
marriage, the 'Y' becomes silent.

5/25/2004 10:13:00 am + + Kese + +

Friday, May 21


Exhausted, lacklustre, overwhelmed.

5/21/2004 11:59:00 pm + + Kese + +

Monday, May 17


Violence.. and more violence

I just caught Troy today at lido. I was looking forward to movie but in the end, it kinda fell short of my expectations. The battle scenes were good, but something is lacking. I dunno what it is, maybe the way how the movie evolves and the plot is kinda thin too.

3 out of 5 for Troy

5/17/2004 12:16:00 am + + Kese + +

Monday, May 10


Anything that can go wrong, will go wrong.

First day of IAP and i am starting to dread it.. approxiamtely 100 days to go..

My dear supervisor is in a conference somewhere halfway around the globe, so my friend and i were reduced to reading scientific journals. Just how much more fun can it get?
Luckily, (or rather unluckily) we have our fyp presentation today so we got to leave at noon.

Anything that can go wrong, will go wrong.

Looks like Murphy's Law came true. The damn hyperlinks in the powerpoint went haywire and i forgot my lines as a result. The Q&A was demoralising.. need i say anymore.

What a great start to the week.

5/10/2004 10:54:00 pm + + Kese + +

Friday, May 7


Peer Pressure

There was an old man, a boy, and a donkey. They were going to town and
it was decided that the boy should ride. As they went along they
passed some people who thought that it was a shame for the boy to ride
and the old man to walk. The old man and boy decided that maybe the
critics were right, so they changed positions.

Later, they passed some more people who thought that it was a real
shame for that man to make such a small boy walk. The two decided that
maybe they both should walk.

Soon they passed some more people who thought that it was stupid to
walk when they had a donkey to ride. The man and the boy decided maybe
the critics were right so, they decided that they both should ride.
They soon passed other people who thought that it was a shame to put
such a load on a poor little animal. The old man and the boy decided
that maybe the critics were right, so they decided to carry the
donkey.

As they crossed a bridge they lost their grip on the animal and he
sadly fell into the river and drowned.

The moral of the story: If you try to please everyone, you will
eventually lose your ass.

5/07/2004 11:18:00 pm + + Kese + +

Thursday, May 6


The Big Fat Bitch

Went to watch Van Helsing with xueli today at cineleisure right after our papers finished.
I was served by this lady at the counter and i wanted 2 seats at the side of the cinema, but she kept saying she has 2 tickets at the middle aisle already printed out and told me to take them. I insisted for the corner seats but she kept repeating herself. Right there and then, i felt like giving the her the finger.

FUCK YOU BITCH! I PAY! I CHOOSE!

but then again, of course i didn't have the guts to do that and i just took the tickets for the MIDDLE aisle since we only had half an hour left for dinner before the movie starts. So we went down to LJS and i ordered some food.

"Hi Sir!. What would you like?"

"2 sets of combo 1 and add a piece of fish for 1 set only."

"Okay. So what would you like for your drink? Coke?"

"Yes."

"So you want the big size for your drinks?"

"No. Regular ones."

By now, i was getting pissed off as i was running out of time but the guy was being courteous (however irritating) so i just bear it. Mr. order-taker cum cashier then produce a reciept from nowhere and started scribbling on it and placed the reciept under the counter. And then..

"Sir. So you would like coke for your drink?"

"Yesssssss."

"And you wanna upsize your drinks?"

"NO!"

"And your order is 2 sets of combo 1 and add a piece of fish to each set?"

"NO!"

Okay enough.. On any other day, i'll just probably forget about this small incident but today is the day that i meet the fat bitch at the movie counter. If one thing that irritates me more than anything else in the world, it is BAD CUSTOMER SERVICE! Yes, i have been a waiter before and some customers just makes you wanna stick your foot in their ass but still, they are the one who pay your goddamn wages! So don't treat them like they owe you a living! Bad servers should be condemned to hell with their fuck up attitude!

But at least the movie is good. Great sets, acceptable acting, excellent CGI, original and interesting plot.
3 and a half out of 5 for Van Helsing.

Out. (i hate bad service)

5/06/2004 12:43:00 am + + Kese + +