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Monday, October 11
Men's Rules:
1) The floor is considered an acceptable clothing storage location.
2) Never ask me to purchase feminine products. Assume that I will come home with the wrong thing.
3) When watching TV hugging is always fine because I can still see the screen. Kissing should only be done during timeouts and commercials. Questions should also be limited to this period as you stand a much better chance of getting an immediate response.
4) When we are watching your show and I change the channels during a commercial, do not hassle me that the commercials have probably finished, and to change the channel back. I always know when the timing is right. Also, when we are channel surfing do not ask me to go back, there was a good reason why I skipped it.
5) If you need help with the laundry, I am more than willing to carry it from the bedroom to the washer. In my mind this is half the chore and I am now free to return to the couch.
6) If I mention that a male friend of mine is allowed to do something it is not necessary for you to call his wife/ girlfriend to discuss it.
7) If you don't like the way I am driving close your eyes. And I would appreciate it if you would refrain from making that reverse inhaling alarmed noise. I haven't hit anything yet and if I do it will be your fault.
8) I go clothes shopping to buy, never to look.
9) Just tell me what you want me to wear before I get dressed. And remember that this takes me less than ten minutes no matter what the occasion is. After all I am getting dressed, not getting ready.
10) Don't ask me if I prefer one outfit over another or if a certain accessory should be worn or not. I consider this a no-win situation and would rather just wait for you to get dressed while watching TV.
11) If you want me to put the seat down when I am finished then you should leave the seat up when you are finished. It's only fair. And stop giving me a hard time about missing the bowl.
12) I will cook anything as long as it is on the BBQ.
13) Yelling to me across the house sounds exactly like stadium crowd background noise to me. I am not ignoring you.
14) When I am on the phone to my pals, I usually talk about important stuff, and I'm finished talking quickly. I don't phone someone and talk for hours about stuff I could've said when I saw them in person earlier.
15) "Housework" is not a word I like, and actually doing any of it, I like even less. So this is a non starter, don't even think of suggesting this to me.
10/11/2004 01:07:00 am + + Kese + +
Saturday, October 9
Bu, Chu and Fu emigrated to America from China.
After a while of living in America they decided to americanize their names.
Bu changed his name to Buck.
Chu changed his name to Chuck.
Fu had to go back to China.
10/09/2004 01:08:00 am + + Kese + +
Wednesday, October 6
Watched White Chicks today with xue at cineleisure. It was a hilarious show. The 2 actors were really funny while disguising as the white chicks, the moments getting hit on by men, squeezing into tiny clothes. The only downside is that it lasts for only 1 and a half hour i think. I would recommend a 'must watch' for White chicks.
10/06/2004 10:43:00 pm + + Kese + +
Monday, October 4
They're all gone now...
10/04/2004 11:02:00 pm + + Kese + +
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