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Monday, June 28


Anyone has got a clue on how to make that bit of ad go away?

6/28/2004 10:47:00 pm + + Kese + +

Tuesday, June 22


Here i am

It's 240 am on the 22nd of June and here i am blogging away. I just woke up from my slumber which started at 11pm and felt incredibly sober. I guess maybe the fact that i've just taken my temperature under the tongue which read 39 degrees celcius had something to do with my nocturnal instincts. I figured if i rise up to 40 degree celcius and they find me foaming at the mouth in my bed early morning, this blog shall be my will.

I would like to thank my parents first and foremost for the wonderful and undying love they'd bestowed on me (Shit, i think the fever has enhanced my language capabilities) in the 20 years i've been walking and talking normally (i might hit 40 and go bonkers). I'd like to assign my personal favourite belongings to different people or fish; First, my limited edition backstreet boys CD to xueli, who had taken it and apparently disappeared from the face of the earth as of since; my pet tarantula (his name is Mr. Spider) to my dad's ariwana; my medals from dragon boating to the clubhouse board for display; and last but not least, my personal collection of bomberman figurines to my irritating cousin who will most probably destroy them at record speed.

I've been sitting here for 20 min and i still feel the same as i did 20 min ago. I just checked livescore.com and England is trailing by a goal to Croatia in the 6th min. Brilliant. These English likes to do things the hard way. Temperature check: 38.7 degrees. I'm off to laugh at them in front of the telly.

Out

6/22/2004 02:33:00 am + + Kese + +

Monday, June 21


SINGAPORE DRAGON BOAT FESTIVAL 2004

1st - Tertiary Open (Mixed)
3rd - Tertiary Open (Women)
2nd - Tertiary Open (Men)

The Legend Continues..

6/21/2004 12:19:00 am + + Kese + +

Thursday, June 17


2 more Days!! Finally, after 6 months or so of training.. the last race that i'll be participating in with my buddies. 3 years of shit, tears and laughter that we went through together. A special bond that was formed during all the hardship and punishment that we'd endured together. And of course the fun we had.. =D

Memories of our victories, memories of our losses, memories that will stay with me.

On saturday and sunday, new memories will come.. and they'll be happy memories. ;)

6/17/2004 11:06:00 pm + + Kese + +

Friday, June 11


Life's philosophy

On the first day, God created the cow. God said, "You must go to the field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to support the farmer. I will give you a lifespan of 60 years." The cow said, "That's kind of a tough life you want me to live for 60 years. Let me have 20 and I'll give back the other 40."
And God agreed.

On the second day, God created the monkey. God said, "Entertain people, do monkey tricks, make them laugh I'll give you a 20-year lifespan." The monkey said, "How boring, monkey tricks for 20 years? I don't think so. Give me 10 years and I'll give you back the other 10." God agreed again.

On the third day, God created the dog. God said, "Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. I will give you a lifespan of 20 years." The dog said, "That's too long to be barking. Monkey gave you back 10, so that's what I'll do too, okay?" So God agreed (sigh).

On the fourth day, God created man. God said, "Eat, sleep, play, have sex, enjoy. Do nothing, just enjoy, enjoy. I'll give you 20 years." Man said, "What? Only 20 years? No way, man. Tell you what, I'll take the 20, and the 40 the cow gave back, and the 10 the monkey gave back and the 10 the dog gave back, that makes 80, okay?" "Okay," said God.
"You've got a deal."

So that is why the first 20 years we eat, sleep, play, have sex, enjoy, and do nothing; for the next 40 years we slave in the sun to support our family; for the next 10 years we do monkey tricks to entertain the grandchildren; and for the last 10 years we sit on the front porch and bark at everyone.

Life has now been explained.

6/11/2004 12:06:00 am + + Kese + +

Tuesday, June 1


The Big One

4/5 for The Day After Tomorrow
Gripping stuff and Manchester United is mentioned in the show! ha

Just found out today that im gonna cox for the chinese garden race this coming sunday. Barring no major cock ups from me, hope we can get something.
It'll be a good morale booster for the June race. The Big One.

18 days to go.

6/01/2004 10:47:00 pm + + Kese + +